Deniskin's Stories: Grandmaster's Hat. Grandmaster's hat - Viktor Dragunsky

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I got through my lessons quickly that morning because they were not difficult. First, I drew Baba Yaga's house, as she sits by the window and reads a newspaper. And secondly, I composed a sentence: "We built a salash." And nothing else was asked. And I put on my coat, took a crust of fresh bread and went for a walk. There is a pond in the middle of our boulevard, and swans, geese and ducks swim in the pond.

There was a very strong wind that day. And all the leaves on the trees turned inside out, and the pond was all disheveled, somehow rough from the wind.

And as soon as I arrived on the boulevard, I saw that today there was almost no one, only two unfamiliar guys were running along the path, and an uncle was sitting on a bench and playing chess with himself. He sits sideways on a bench with his hat behind him.

And at this time the wind suddenly blew especially strongly, and this very uncle's hat flew into the air. And the chess player did not notice anything, he sits to himself, buried himself in his chess. He must have been very carried away and forgot about everything in the world. I, too, when I play chess with my dad, I don’t see anything around me, because I really want to win. And so this hat took off, and smoothly began to fall like that, and fell just in front of those unfamiliar guys who were playing on the track. They both held out their hands to her. But it was not there, because the wind! The hat suddenly jumped up as if alive, flew over these guys and glide beautifully right into the pond! But she did not fall into the water, but slammed one swan right on the head. The ducks were very frightened, and the geese too. They rushed in all directions from the hat in all directions. But the swans, on the contrary, were very interested in what kind of thing it turned out to be, and everyone swam up to this swan in a hat. And he shook his head with all his might to throw off his hat, but it did not fly off, and all the swans looked at these miracles and, probably, were very surprised.

Then these unfamiliar guys on the shore began to lure the swans to them. They whistled:

Fu-fu-fu!

Like a swan is a dog!

I said:

Now I will lure them with bread, and you bring here some longer stick. We must still give the hat to that chess player. Maybe he's a grandmaster...

And I took my bread out of my pocket and began to crumble it and throw it into the water, and how many swans, and geese, and ducks, they all swam towards me. And right on the shore, a real crush and crush began. Just a bird market! And the swan in the hat also pushed and bowed its head for bread, and the hat finally fell off it!

She began to swim quite close. Unfamiliar guys arrived here. They got a big pole somewhere, and there was a nail at the end of the pole. And the guys immediately began to fish this hat. But a little did not get. Then they joined hands, and they made a chain, and the one with the pole began to catch the hat.

I tell him:

You try to pierce it with a nail in the very middle! And cut like a ruff, you know?

And he says:

I'm probably going to fall into the pond now, because they hold me weakly.

And I say:

Come on me!

Go ahead! And then I'll definitely thump!

Hold me both by the whip!

They began to hold me. And I took the pole with both hands, stretched out all forward, and how I swung, and how I slam right face forward! It’s good, I didn’t hurt much, there was soft dirt, so it didn’t hurt.

I say:

What are you doing poorly? If you can't hold it, don't take it!

They say:

No, we're doing well! It's your strap that came off. Along with meat.

I say:

Put it in my pocket, and you yourself keep it just by the coat, by the tail. The coat won't tear! Well!

And again he reached for the hat with the pole. I waited a little for the breeze to bring her closer. And all the time slowly raked her to him. I really wanted to give it to a chess player. What if he really is a grandmaster? Or maybe even Botvinnik himself! I just went out for a walk, that's all. After all, there are such stories in life! I will give him the hat, and he will say: “Thank you, Denis!”

And then I’ll take a picture with him on a card and show it to everyone ...

Or maybe he will even agree to play one game with me? What if I win? There are such cases!

And then the hat swam a little closer, I took a swing and drove a nail into the very top of her head. Unfamiliar guys shouted:

And I took my hat off the nail. She was very wet and heavy. I said:

Gotta squeeze it out!

And one boy took his hat by the free end and began to turn it to the right. And I turned, on the contrary, to the left. And water flowed out of the hat.

We squeezed it out great, it even burst across. And the boy who did nothing said:

Well, it's all right. Let's get her here. I will give it to my uncle.

I say:

What more. I'll give myself.

Then he began to pull his hat towards him. And the second one for me. And I to myself. And we accidentally got into a fight. And they tore the lining out of the hat. And the whole hat was taken from me.

I say:

I lured swans with bread, and give it to me!

They say:

And who got the pole with a nail?

I say:

And whose strap came off?

Then one of them says:

Okay, give in to him, Markusha! He will still be pulled out by the whip at home!

I got through my lessons quickly that morning because they were not difficult. First, I drew Baba Yaga's house, as she sits by the window and reads a newspaper. And secondly, I composed a sentence: "We built a hut." And nothing else was asked. And I put on my coat, took a crust of fresh bread and went for a walk. There is a pond in the middle of our boulevard, and swans, geese and ducks swim in the pond.
There was a very strong wind that day. And all the leaves on the trees turned inside out, and the pond was all disheveled, somehow rough from the wind.
And as soon as I arrived on the boulevard, I saw that today there was almost no one, only two unfamiliar guys were running along the path, and an uncle was sitting on a bench and playing chess with himself. He sits sideways on a bench with his hat behind him.
And at this time the wind suddenly blew especially strongly, and this very uncle's hat flew into the air. And the chess player did not notice anything, he sits to himself, buried himself in his chess. He must have been very carried away and forgot about everything in the world. I, too, when I play chess with my dad, I don’t see anything around me, because I really want to win. And so this hat took off, and smoothly began to fall like that, and fell just in front of those unfamiliar guys who were playing on the track. They both held out their hands to her. But it was not there, because the wind! The hat suddenly jumped up as if alive, flew over these guys and glide beautifully right into the pond! But she did not fall into the water, but slammed one swan right on the head. The ducks were very frightened, and the geese too. They rushed in all directions from the hat in all directions. But the swans, on the contrary, were very interested in what kind of thing it turned out to be, and everyone swam up to this swan in a hat. And he shook his head with all his might to throw off his hat, but it did not fly off, and all the swans looked at these miracles and, probably, were very surprised.
Then these unfamiliar guys on the shore began to lure the swans to them. They whistled:
- Fu-fu-fu!
Like a swan is a dog!
I said:
- Now I'll lure them with bread, and you bring here some longer stick. We must still give the hat to that chess player. Maybe he's a grandmaster...
And I took my bread out of my pocket and began to crumble it and throw it into the water, and how many swans, and geese, and ducks, they all swam towards me. And right on the shore, a real crush and crush began. Just a bird market! And the swan in the hat also pushed and bowed its head for bread, and the hat finally fell off it!
She began to swim quite close. Unfamiliar guys arrived here. They got a big pole somewhere, and there was a nail at the end of the pole. And the guys immediately began to fish this hat. But a little did not get. Then they joined hands, and they made a chain, and the one with the pole began to catch the hat.
I tell him:
- You try to pierce it with a nail in the very middle! And cut like a ruff, you know?
And he says:
- I, perhaps, will now fall into the pond, because they hold me weakly.
And I say:
- Let me go!
- Go ahead! And then I'll definitely thump!
- Hold me both by the whip!
They began to hold me. And I took the pole with both hands, stretched out all forward, and how I swung, and how I slam right face forward! It’s good, I didn’t hurt much, there was soft dirt, so it didn’t hurt.
I say:
- What are you doing poorly? If you can't hold it, don't take it!
They say:
- No, we're doing well! It's your strap that came off. Along with meat.
I say:
- Put it in my pocket, and you yourself keep it just by the coat, by the tail. The coat won't tear! Well!
And again he reached for the hat with the pole. I waited a little for the breeze to bring her closer. And all the time slowly raked her to him. I really wanted to give it to a chess player. What if he really is a grandmaster? Or maybe even Botvinnik himself! I just went out for a walk, that's all. After all, there are such stories in life! I will give him the hat, and he will say: “Thank you, Denis!”
And then I’ll take a picture with him on a card and show it to everyone ...
Or maybe he will even agree to play one game with me? What if I win? There are such cases!
And then the hat swam a little closer, I took a swing and drove a nail into the very top of her head. Unfamiliar guys shouted:
- There is!
And I took my hat off the nail. She was very wet and heavy. I said:
- Gotta get her out!
And one boy took his hat by the free end and began to turn it to the right. And I turned, on the contrary, to the left. And water flowed out of the hat.
We squeezed it out great, it even burst across. And the boy who did nothing said:
- Well, it's all right. Let's get her here. I will give it to my uncle.
I say:
- What more. I'll give myself.
Then he began to pull his hat towards him. And the second one for me. And I to myself. And we accidentally got into a fight. And they tore the lining out of the hat. And the whole hat was taken from me.
I say:
- I lured swans with bread, and give it to me!
They say:
- And who got the pole with a nail?
I say:
- And whose strap came off?
Then one of them says:
- Okay, give in to him, Markusha! He will still be pulled out by the whip at home!
Markusha said:
- Here, take your unfortunate hat, - and kicked it like a ball.
And I grabbed it and quickly ran to the end of the alley, where the chess player was sitting. I ran up to him and said:
- Uncle, here's your hat!
- Where? - he asked.
“Here,” I said, and handed him the hat.
- You're wrong, boy! My hat is here. And he looked back.
And, of course, there was nothing.
Then he shouted:
- What's the matter? Where is my hat, I ask you?

I moved away from him a little and said again:
- There she is. Here. Don't you see?
And he gasped:
- Why are you giving me this dreadful pancake? I had a brand new hat, where is it?! Answer now!
I tell him:
- Your hat was blown away by the wind, and it fell into the pond. But I grabbed it with a nail. And then we squeezed the water out of it. There she is. Take it ... And this is the lining!
He said:
"Now I'll take you to your parents!"
- Mom is at the institute. Dad at the factory And you, by any chance, are not Botvinnik?
He got really angry:
- Get out, boy! Get out of your sight! And then I'll give you a drink!
I stepped back a little and said:
- Shall we play?
He looked at me properly for the first time.
- Can you do it?
I said:
- Wow!
Then he sighed and said:
- Well, sit down!

Grandmaster hat

I got through my lessons quickly that morning because they were not difficult. First, I drew Baba Yaga's house, as she sits by the window and reads a newspaper. And secondly, I composed a sentence: "We built a salash." And nothing else was asked. And I put on my coat, took a crust of fresh bread and went for a walk. There is a pond in the middle of our boulevard, and swans, geese and ducks swim in the pond.

There was a very strong wind that day. And all the leaves on the trees turned inside out, and the pond was all disheveled, somehow rough from the wind.

And as soon as I arrived on the boulevard, I saw that today there was almost no one, only two unfamiliar guys were running along the path, and an uncle was sitting on a bench and playing chess with himself. He sits sideways on a bench with his hat behind him.

And at this time the wind suddenly blew especially strongly, and this very uncle's hat flew into the air. And the chess player did not notice anything, he sits to himself, buried himself in his chess. He must have been very carried away and forgot about everything in the world. I, too, when I play chess with my dad, I don’t see anything around me, because I really want to win. And so this hat took off, and smoothly began to fall like that, and fell just in front of those unfamiliar guys who were playing on the track. They both held out their hands to her. But it was not there, because the wind! The hat suddenly jumped up as if alive, flew over these guys and glide beautifully right into the pond! he fell out not water, but slammed one swan right on the head. The ducks were very frightened, and the geese too. They rushed in all directions from the hat in all directions. But the swans, on the contrary, were very interested in what kind of thing it turned out to be, and everyone swam up to this swan in a hat. And he shook his head with all his might to throw off his hat, but it did not fly off, and all the swans looked at these miracles and, probably, were very surprised.

Then these unfamiliar guys on the shore began to lure the swans to them. They whistled:

- Fu-fu-fu!

Like a swan is a dog!

I said:

- Now I'll lure them with bread, and you bring here some longer stick. We must still give the hat to that chess player. Maybe he's a grandmaster...

And I took my bread out of my pocket and began to crumble it and throw it into the water, and how many swans, and geese, and ducks, they all swam towards me. And right on the shore, a real crush and crush began. Just a bird market! And the swan in the hat also pushed and bowed its head for bread, and the hat finally fell off it!

She began to swim quite close. Unfamiliar guys arrived here. They got a big pole somewhere, and there was a nail at the end of the pole. And the guys immediately began to fish this hat. But a little did not get. Then they joined hands, and they made a chain, and the one with the pole began to catch the hat.

I tell him:

- You try to pierce it with a nail in the very middle! And cut like a ruff, you know?

And he says:

- I, perhaps, will now fall into the pond, because they hold me weakly.

And I say:

- Let me go!

- Go ahead! And then I'll definitely thump!

- Hold me both by the whip!

They began to hold me. And I took the pole with both hands, stretched out all forward, and how I swung, and how I flopped right face forward! It’s good, I didn’t hurt much, there was soft dirt, so it didn’t hurt.

I say:

- What do you do poorly? If you can't hold it, don't take it!

They say:

– No, we are doing well! It's your strap that came off. Along with meat.

I say:

- Put it in my pocket, and you yourself keep it just by the coat, by the tail. The coat won't tear! Well!

And again he reached for the hat with the pole. I waited a little for the breeze to bring her closer. And all the time slowly raked her to him. I really wanted to give it to a chess player. What if he really is a grandmaster? Or maybe even Botvinnik himself! I just went out for a walk, that's all. After all, there are such stories in life! I will give him the hat, and he will say: “Thank you, Denis!”

And then I’ll take a picture with him on a card and show it to everyone ...

Or maybe he will even agree to play one game with me? What if I win? There are such cases!

And then the hat swam a little closer, I took a swing and drove a nail into the very top of her head. Unfamiliar guys shouted:

And I took my hat off the nail. She was very wet and heavy. I said:

- Gotta get her out!

And one boy took his hat by the free end and began to turn it to the right. And I turned, on the contrary, to the left. And water flowed out of the hat.

We squeezed it out great, it even burst across. And the boy who did nothing said:

- Well, it's all right. Let's get her here. I will give it to my uncle.

I say:

- What more. I'll give myself.

Then he began to pull his hat towards him. And the second one for me. And I to myself. And we accidentally got a brawl. And they tore the lining out of the hat. And the whole hat was taken from me.

I say:

- I lured swans with bread, and give it to me!

They say:

- And who got the pole with a nail?

I say:

- And whose strap came off?

Then one of them says:

- All right, give in to him, Markusha! He will still be pulled out by the whip at home!

Markusha said:

“Here, take your unfortunate hat,” and kicked it like a ball.

And I grabbed it and quickly ran to the end of the alley, where the chess player was sitting. I ran up to him and said:

- Uncle, here's your hat!

- Where? - he asked.

“Here,” I said, and handed him the hat.

You are wrong, boy! My hat is here. And he looked back.

And, of course, there was nothing.

Then he shouted:

- What's the matter? Where is my hat, I ask you?

I moved away from him a little and said again:

- There she is. Here. Don't you see?

And he gasped:

“Why are you giving me this dreadful pancake?” I had a brand new hat, where is it?! Answer now!

I tell him:

- Your hat was blown away by the wind, and it fell into the pond. But I grabbed it with a nail. And then we squeezed the water out of it. There she is. Take it ... And this is the lining!

He said:

"Now I'll take you to your parents!"

- Mom is in college. Dad at the factory And you, by any chance, are not Botvinnik?

He got really angry:

- Get out, boy! Get out of your sight! And then I'll give you a drink!

I stepped back a little and said:

- Shall we play a game?

He looked at me properly for the first time.

– Can you do it?

I said:

Then he sighed and said.

Dad immediately handed me the phone, and I screamed:

Is that Falcon? This is Berkut! I'm listening!

- Report what you're doing!

I say:

- I'm sleeping!

- Me too! I was already almost completely asleep, but I remembered one important thing! Berkut, listen! Sleep before bed! Together! For a couple! So that we get a space duet!

I jumped right up.

Well done, Falcon! Come on, your favorite astronaut! Sing along!

And I sang with all my might. I sing well, loud! No one can be louder than me. I'm number one in our choir. And when I sang, immediately the neighbors began to pour out of all the doors, they shouted: “Disgrace ... What happened ... It’s late ... They bloomed ... Here is a communal apartment ... I thought they were cutting a pig ...”, but dad told them:

- These are the heavenly twins, Sokol and Berkut, they sing before going to bed!

And then everyone was silent.

And Mishka and I sang to the end:

… On the dusty paths of distant planets

Our footprints will remain!

Grandmaster hat

I got through my lessons quickly that morning because they were not difficult. First, I drew Baba Yaga's house, as she sits by the window and reads a newspaper. And secondly, I composed a sentence: "We built a salash." And nothing else was asked. And I put on my coat, took a crust of fresh bread and went for a walk. There is a pond in the middle of our boulevard, and swans, geese and ducks swim in the pond.

There was a very strong wind that day. And all the leaves on the trees turned inside out, and the pond was all disheveled, somehow rough from the wind.

And as soon as I arrived on the boulevard, I saw that today there was almost no one, only two unfamiliar guys were running along the path, and an uncle was sitting on a bench and playing chess with himself. He sits sideways on a bench with his hat behind him.

And at this time the wind suddenly blew especially strongly, and this very uncle's hat flew into the air. And the chess player did not notice anything, he sits to himself, buried himself in his chess. He must have been very carried away and forgot about everything in the world. I, too, when I play chess with my dad, I don’t see anything around me, because I really want to win. And so this hat took off, and smoothly began to fall like that, and fell just in front of those unfamiliar guys who were playing on the track. They both held out their hands to her. But it was not there, because the wind! The hat suddenly jumped up as if alive, flew over these guys and glide beautifully right into the pond! But she did not fall into the water, but slammed one swan right on the head. The ducks were very frightened, and the geese too. They rushed in all directions from the hat in all directions. But the swans, on the contrary, were very interested in what kind of thing it turned out to be, and everyone swam up to this swan in a hat. And he shook his head with all his might to throw off his hat, but it did not fly off, and all the swans looked at these miracles and, probably, were very surprised.

Then these unfamiliar guys on the shore began to lure the swans to them. They whistled:

- Fu-fu-fu!

Like a swan is a dog!

I said:

- Now I'll lure them with bread, and you bring here some longer stick. We must still give the hat to that chess player. Maybe he's a grandmaster...

And I took my bread out of my pocket and began to crumble it and throw it into the water, and how many swans, and geese, and ducks, they all swam towards me. And right on the shore, a real crush and crush began. Just a bird market! And the swan in the hat also pushed and bowed its head for bread, and the hat finally fell off it!

She began to swim quite close. Unfamiliar guys arrived here. They got a big pole somewhere, and there was a nail at the end of the pole. And the guys immediately began to fish this hat. But a little did not get. Then they joined hands, and they made a chain, and the one with the pole began to catch the hat.

I tell him:

- You try to pierce it with a nail in the very middle! And cut like a ruff, you know?

And he says:

- I, perhaps, will now fall into the pond, because they hold me weakly.

And I say:

- Let me go!

- Go ahead! And then I'll definitely thump!

- Hold me both by the whip!

They began to hold me. And I took the pole with both hands, stretched out all forward, and how I swung, and how I slam right face forward! It’s good, I didn’t hurt much, there was soft dirt, so it didn’t hurt.

I say:

- What do you do poorly? If you can't hold it, don't take it!

They say:

– No, we are doing well! It's your strap that came off. Along with meat.

I say:

- Put it in my pocket, and you yourself keep it just by the coat, by the tail. The coat won't tear! Well!

And again he reached for the hat with the pole. I waited a little for the breeze to bring her closer. And all the time slowly raked her to him. I really wanted to give it to a chess player. What if he really is a grandmaster? Or maybe even Botvinnik himself! I just went out for a walk, that's all. After all, there are such stories in life! I will give him the hat, and he will say: “Thank you, Denis!”

And then I’ll take a picture with him on a card and show it to everyone ...

Or maybe he will even agree to play one game with me? What if I win? There are such cases!

And then the hat swam a little closer, I took a swing and drove a nail into the very top of her head. Unfamiliar guys shouted:

And I took my hat off the nail. She was very wet and heavy. I said:

- Gotta get her out!

And one boy took his hat by the free end and began to turn it to the right. And I turned, on the contrary, to the left. And water flowed out of the hat.

We squeezed it out great, it even burst across. And the boy who did nothing said:

- Well, it's all right. Let's get her here. I will give it to my uncle.

I say:

- What more. I'll give myself.

Then he began to pull his hat towards him. And the second one for me. And I to myself. And we accidentally got into a fight. And they tore the lining out of the hat. And the whole hat was taken from me.

I say:

- I lured swans with bread, and give it to me!

They say:

- And who got the pole with a nail?

I say:

- And whose strap came off?

Then one of them says:

- All right, give in to him, Markusha! He will still be pulled out by the whip at home!

Markusha said:

“Here, take your unfortunate hat,” and kicked it like a ball.

And I grabbed it and quickly ran to the end of the alley, where the chess player was sitting. I ran up to him and said:

- Uncle, here's your hat!

- Where? - he asked.

“Here,” I said, and handed him the hat.

You are wrong, boy! My hat is here. And he looked back.

And, of course, there was nothing.

Then he shouted:

- What's the matter? Where is my hat, I ask you?

I moved away from him a little and said again:

- There she is. Here. Don't you see?

And he gasped:

“Why are you giving me this dreadful pancake?” I had a brand new hat, where is it?! Answer now!

I tell him:

- Your hat was blown away by the wind, and it fell into the pond. But I grabbed it with a nail. And then we squeezed the water out of it. There she is. Take it ... And this is the lining!

He said:

"Now I'll take you to your parents!"

- Mom is in college. Dad at the factory And you, by any chance, are not Botvinnik?

He got really angry:

- Get out, boy! Get out of your sight! And then I'll give you a drink!

I stepped back a little and said:

- Shall we play a game?

He looked at me properly for the first time.

– Can you do it?

I said:

Then he sighed and said.

Grandmaster hat

I got through my lessons quickly that morning because they were not difficult. First, I drew Baba Yaga's house, as she sits by the window and reads a newspaper. And secondly, I composed a sentence: "We built a salash." And nothing else was asked. And I put on my coat, took a crust of fresh bread and went for a walk. There is a pond in the middle of our boulevard, and swans, geese and ducks swim in the pond.

There was a very strong wind that day. And all the leaves on the trees turned inside out, and the pond was all disheveled, somehow rough from the wind.

And as soon as I arrived on the boulevard, I saw that today there was almost no one, only two unfamiliar guys were running along the path, and an uncle was sitting on a bench and playing chess with himself. He sits sideways on a bench with his hat behind him.

And at this time the wind suddenly blew especially strongly, and this very uncle's hat flew into the air. And the chess player did not notice anything, he sits to himself, buried himself in his chess. He must have been very carried away and forgot about everything in the world. I, too, when I play chess with my dad, I don’t see anything around me, because I really want to win. And so this hat took off, and smoothly began to fall like that, and fell just in front of those unfamiliar guys who were playing on the track. They both held out their hands to her. But it was not there, because the wind! The hat suddenly jumped up as if alive, flew over these guys and glide beautifully right into the pond! But she did not fall into the water, but slammed one swan right on the head. The ducks were very frightened, and the geese too. They rushed in all directions from the hat in all directions. But the swans, on the contrary, were very interested in what kind of thing it turned out to be, and everyone swam up to this swan in a hat. And he shook his head with all his might to throw off his hat, but it did not fly off, and all the swans looked at these miracles and, probably, were very surprised.

Then these unfamiliar guys on the shore began to lure the swans to them. They whistled:

- Fu-fu-fu!

Like a swan is a dog!

I said:

- Now I'll lure them with bread, and you bring here some longer stick. We must still give the hat to that chess player. Maybe he's a grandmaster...

And I took my bread out of my pocket and began to crumble it and throw it into the water, and how many swans, and geese, and ducks, they all swam towards me. And right on the shore, a real crush and crush began. Just a bird market! And the swan in the hat also pushed and bowed its head for bread, and the hat finally fell off it!

She began to swim quite close. Unfamiliar guys arrived here. They got a big pole somewhere, and there was a nail at the end of the pole. And the guys immediately began to fish this hat. But a little did not get. Then they joined hands, and they made a chain, and the one with the pole began to catch the hat.

I tell him:

- You try to pierce it with a nail in the very middle! And cut like a ruff, you know?

And he says:

- I, perhaps, will now fall into the pond, because they hold me weakly.

And I say:

- Let me go!

- Go ahead! And then I'll definitely thump!

- Hold me both by the whip!

They began to hold me. And I took the pole with both hands, stretched out all forward, and how I swung, and how I slam right face forward! It’s good, I didn’t hurt much, there was soft dirt, so it didn’t hurt.

I say:

- What do you do poorly? If you can't hold it, don't take it!

They say:

– No, we are doing well! It's your strap that came off. Along with meat.

I say:

- Put it in my pocket, and you yourself keep it just by the coat, by the tail. The coat won't tear! Well!

And again he reached for the hat with the pole. I waited a little for the breeze to bring her closer. And all the time slowly raked her to him. I really wanted to give it to a chess player. What if he really is a grandmaster? Or maybe even Botvinnik himself! I just went out for a walk, that's all. After all, there are such stories in life! I will give him the hat, and he will say: “Thank you, Denis!”

And then I’ll take a picture with him on a card and show it to everyone ...

Or maybe he will even agree to play one game with me? What if I win? There are such cases!

And then the hat swam a little closer, I took a swing and drove a nail into the very top of her head. Unfamiliar guys shouted:

And I took my hat off the nail. She was very wet and heavy. I said:

- Gotta get her out!

And one boy took his hat by the free end and began to turn it to the right. And I turned, on the contrary, to the left. And water flowed out of the hat.

We squeezed it out great, it even burst across. And the boy who did nothing said:

- Well, it's all right. Let's get her here. I will give it to my uncle.

I say:

- What more. I'll give myself.

Then he began to pull his hat towards him. And the second one for me. And I to myself. And we accidentally got into a fight. And they tore the lining out of the hat. And the whole hat was taken from me.

I say:

- I lured swans with bread, and give it to me!

They say:

- And who got the pole with a nail?

I say:

- And whose strap came off?

Then one of them says:

- All right, give in to him, Markusha! He will still be pulled out by the whip at home!

Markusha said:

“Here, take your unfortunate hat,” and kicked it like a ball.

And I grabbed it and quickly ran to the end of the alley, where the chess player was sitting. I ran up to him and said:

- Uncle, here's your hat!

- Where? - he asked.

“Here,” I said, and handed him the hat.

You are wrong, boy! My hat is here. And he looked back.

And, of course, there was nothing.

Then he shouted:

- What's the matter? Where is my hat, I ask you?

I moved away from him a little and said again:

- There she is. Here. Don't you see?

And he gasped:

“Why are you giving me this dreadful pancake?” I had a brand new hat, where is it?! Answer now!

I tell him:

- Your hat was blown away by the wind, and it fell into the pond. But I grabbed it with a nail. And then we squeezed the water out of it. There she is. Take it ... And this is the lining!

He said:

"Now I'll take you to your parents!"

- Mom is in college. Dad at the factory And you, by any chance, are not Botvinnik?

He got really angry:

- Get out, boy! Get out of your sight! And then I'll give you a drink!

I stepped back a little and said:

- Shall we play a game?

He looked at me properly for the first time.

– Can you do it?

I said:

Then he sighed and said.



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